A JOKE

There was a Russian, an American , and a Blonde. And they were talking about their country's accomplishments. The Russian said " We were the first in space ". Everyone clapped. The American said "well we were the first on the moon.". Everyone clapped. The Blonde said " Well, we are going to be the first on the sun" Everyone seemed puzzled, they all said " Well how are you going to do that ???" The blonde replied cheerfully " We'll go at night !! "

A WISE old owL

A WISE old owl sat on an oak;
the more he saw the less he spoke 
the less he spoke the more he heard 
why aren't we like that wise old bird?

FUNNY AMERICANS